I'm sitting here in the office today as Stephanie dances and pets me and decided that I would create a blog. Truth be told, I was going to post the log beforehand. Basically, I figured it would be an outlet to all the craziness that follows me and I promise...It does follow me.
Anyway, at this current point in my life, I am dying. Slowly but surely, I am dying. It all started about a month ago just like this...
Body: So I was thinking it's about that time that we do that whole sick thing...
Mind: Actually, you think maybe we could skip that this time around? I promise we can do it next time...
Body: Er...Okay. Well, I guess we'll interact later when you wake up.
..::..Wake Up In The Morning..::..
Mind: Holy dear God, I feel like crap.
Body: Yeah...Remember? Sick time?
Mind: I thought we talked about that....Bleh forget it. Time for Stream.
..::..Stream..::..
Chue: Hey John. Want to eat a cow?
Mind: Uh no.
Body: Shut the hell up! Of course you do! Tell that man you want cow!
Mind: Yes Chue. Let us partake of that which is bloody meat in mass.
..::..Eats Cow..::..
Mind: Boy wasn't that fun?
Body: You do realize that my anus is literally bleeding right?
Mind: Right...But it was fun yeah?
Body: I don't know if you've noticed but I didn't feel well already...
Mind: Well, you'll get over it soon enough.
..::..Next Day..::..
Tyler: What up John?
Mind: Hey Tyler.
Tyler: Well...I'm gonna do some bugs now...Have some death that I'm passing out generously okay?
Mind: Um? What?
Body: Dear Jesus! I can't breathe!
..::..A Week Later..::..
Body: So almost feeling 100% again. Finally eh?
Mind: Totally. That's why I was thinking we'd go and walk home in the freezing rain.
Body: Um...No? Wait what? Fuck...We're already walking...
..::..Stream (Again...Still)..::..
Chue: Sup Meng!
Mind: Hi Chue.
Body: *sniffle* *sneeze* *cough*
Chue: So we're doing a Kung-Fu night. You have to go as a representing Asain.
Mind: That sounds fun. Sure. I'll go.
Body: Are you fucking kidding me?! He tried to kill you with cow last time!
..::..Kung-Fu Day..::..
Nate: Hey, you know we need Sake right?
..::..Kung-Fu Night..::..
Steph: Plum Sake!
Mind: Oh yay. Let's try some...Oh you drank out of the bottle...(Now I'm drinking after her?)
Body: Drink everything okay?
Mind: I actually don't have to drink that much at all before I can't feel my face...What? Oh no! I can't feel my face!
Body: Well, I'm going to pour this orange stuff inside of me now...
Mind: hgslfjhsflkjhsaesrspfoi*
Body: I'm going to find somewhere to hide...
Mind: hgslfjhsflkjhsaesrspfoi*
..::..Morning after Kung-Fu Day/Night..::..
Mind: I think I hear voices...Are they singing? Singing people? Singing white people? They might try to kill me!
Body: I'm totally concealed in this dark room. We'll be okay.
Az: Let's just push his butt over this way.
Steph: I'm gonna snuggle all up on him and impregnate his pocket.
Body: Well, at least it's comfortable right?
Mind: You know...We should just kill ourselves right?
..::..End..::..
So we basically conclude that people (myself included) are trying to keep me...
*Note: Does not suggest indication of raptor claws in this case.
So much for a first post. No idea where that came from.
1 comments:
I totally wish my body/mind/associates could interact in such a cohesive menacing manner!
Post a Comment